You could consider this a humorous post. You could consider it pathetic. You probably will do the latter instead of the former, but who am I to judge you?
I feel like I am stuck in a perpetual state of hanger. It’s true. I’ve discovered it more and more recently. I go too long between feedings and it just doesn’t suit me. Yes, I know I’m making myself sound like a cow. Anyway, I think most people can appreciate the above pictured pillow. And no, I don’t want this as a gift. I think it hits too close to home and I don’t enjoy the idea of staring at my flaws every day, thank you very much.